A heavyweight wrestler from Brussels
Was never triumphant in tussles.
So, in between bouts,
He ate up his sprouts,
And succeeded in building his muscles.
A Dietetic Limerick
30 Wednesday Jan 2013
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inA heavyweight wrestler from Brussels
Was never triumphant in tussles.
So, in between bouts,
He ate up his sprouts,
And succeeded in building his muscles.
29 Tuesday Jan 2013
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inA nervous young man from Koblenz
Purchased a Mercedes-Benz.
At large intersections
The sat-nav’s directions
Caused a permanent state of suspense.
28 Monday Jan 2013
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inThere once was a drunkard from Jarrow
Whose friends pushed him round in a barrow
His gut had so grown
That he couldn’t go home
Because his front door was too narrow.
28 Monday Jan 2013
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There was a young girl of Siniscola
Who canoodled beside the funicular
Her father espied her
And leapt out to chide her
For failing to be more particular.
10 Thursday Jan 2013
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in04 Friday Jan 2013
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I had a ‘Eureka’ moment this morning while watching, online, Philippa Gregory giving a lecture about historical fiction, and realising I have found my genre! See the link on my BlogLinks page.
04 Friday Jan 2013
Posted Creative Writing
inI’ve got 96% for my short story assignment on my OU course, I’m absolutely blown away by it! My tutor says he can’t remember giving a mark this high on the module.