A heavyweight wrestler from Brussels
Was never triumphant in tussles.
So, in between bouts,
He ate up his sprouts,
And succeeded in building his muscles.

A nervous young man from Koblenz
Purchased a Mercedes-Benz.
At large intersections
The sat-nav’s directions
Caused a permanent state of suspense.

There once was a drunkard from Jarrow

Whose friends pushed him round in a barrow

His gut had so grown

That he couldn’t go home

Because his front door was too narrow.